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Incognito mode has met its match.
A beige envelope and misplaced confidence.

“Special pictures.”
Sent three times a week.

For adults who looked at instant access to the internet and thought: “What if this involved a federal employee?”

Make the mail carrier uncomfortable
1

Let us know what weird stuff you’re into.

No tabs to close. Just physical evidence you can accidentally leave on the coffee table. A substantial privacy upgrade, obviously.

2

Three times a week.

“Special pictures” in a discreet envelope, three times a week. Finally, a reason to know the postal schedule that you can’t explain at dinner.

3

Discretion. Allegedly.

We supply a plain envelope. You supply the entirely normal sprint to the mailbox. Nobody suspects a thing.

Recurring billing. Recurring blushing.

$19.99/ month

“Special pictures.” Three deliveries a week.
Three opportunities a week to act casual.

Questions asked for a friend.

Is Google involved in any of this?+

No. GoogleByMail is unaffiliated with or endorsed by Google. Google and its trademarks belong to Google LLC.

BEFORE WE OPEN THIS ENVELOPE

Old enough to know better?

You must be 18 or older to continue. Owning a stamp collection does not count as proof of maturity.

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